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Will’s Thoughts | How Art Imitates Life

Will’s Thoughts On How Art Imitates Life. It is said that art imitates life, and it sure must be so, because in the last one hundred years, the world has gone from looking like a Norman Rockwell painting to a Picasso abstract interpretation. Cherry cheeked children that once inspired peach crate labels, wear more make-up than drag queens today as …
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Will’s Thoughts | Tips To Survive Menopause

Will’s Thoughts On Tips To Survive Menopause. During menopause, a woman’s ovaries stop making eggs and they produce less estrogen and progesterone. Changes in these hormones cause menopause symptoms. In man speak, that translates to “Run Forrest. Run Forrest, run!” It is the biological time of a woman’s life when she is most dangerous. Her intellect is peaking, her self …
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Will’s Thoughts | Holiday Lights On After Holidays Are Over

Will’s Thoughts – People Who Leave Outdoor Holiday Lights On Long After Holidays Are Over. The time has come for me to address the issue of outdoor ‘holiday’ lights being left on long after the holidays. What the heck is up with these people? The lights are like neon yard signs screaming, “Check this out, not only do we produce …
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Will’s Thoughts | Equality Of The Sexes

Will’s Thoughts – Equality Of The Sexes Is there such equality of the sexes even possible? Someone once asked me if I believed that men and women are equal. I told them that it was my opinion that there is no such thing as equality between sexes. Men are decidedly inferior. Seriously, it would take five men to do what …
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Will’s Thoughts | Cold Spells Can Fire Up Memories

Will’s Thoughts – How Cold Spells Can Fire Up Memory. How a cold spell fired up my memories: It did not take very much -30 weather before my mind started conjuring up images of warmer days. Now, before you start saying “poor baby”, I have certainly lived through a heap worse winters than this one, I reckon you might consider …
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Will’s Thoughts | Crazy Lady Renews Her Driver License

Pictures Below!! Will’s Thoughts – Crazy Lady Renews Her Driver License – OMG The Hair! Every five years we have to renew our driver licences, and this year it was Crazy Lady’s turn. I had no idea that such a mundane event could be so much fun. It all began with her behaving oddly. Not being one to carefully apply …
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Will’s Thoughts | The Importance Of Imagination

Will’s Thoughts – The Importance Of Imagination. Imagination is the most important national resource: One of my children asked me what the most important thing taught in school is. My response? “Well, I guess that’s learning how to read. I reckon that if you learn to read, you can learn to do about anything.” Yep, I think the ability to …
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Will’s Thoughts | Crazy Lady For Empress Of The Known Universe

Will’s Thoughts – Make Crazy Lady Empress Of The Known Universe I reckon that the world has gone crazy, and to now restore sanity, two things need to occur. The first is turning care of the world’s money over to Certified General Accountants. Second, we need to appoint Crazy Lady as ‘Empress of the Known Universe’. She has decades of …
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Will’s Thoughts | Why Professional Fighters Choose To Fight

Will’s Thoughts – Why Professional Fighters Choose To Fight The announcement that our community is soon going to host yet another professional fight, got me to trying to figure out why professional fighters fight, and why the public loves to watch them trying to bash in each other’s heads. At first I thought it was because fighting represents the pinnacle …
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Will’s Thoughts | Crazy Lady’s First Critter Christmas [PICTURES]

A Crazy Lady Critter Christmas: I reckon that as we get older, and now that the kids all have lives of their own, Crazy Lady and I lack the celebratory motivation that we once had. It seems a shame to put up the Christmas tree now, and then take it down in a week, so maybe we’ll open presents in …
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Will’s Thoughts | Angels Are Real

Will’s Thoughts – Do angels exist? Are they real? YES! I reckon that this is the one time of year when people think and talk about angels, more than at any other time of year. There’s always been a ton of debate about whether the divine creatures even exist, and if so, what they look like, and do down here …
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Will’s Thoughts | Free Online Personals

Will’s Thoughts – I met Crazy Lady on a online personals website. I reckon that our world’s changed a heap in the last century, though our basic nature remains remarkably unchanged. I recently thought about how Crazy Lady and I met, and I realized that without the technology of today, our paths would probably have never crossed. My parents still …
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