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panty hose dogs

I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders

I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
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Fly Bathing

Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders

I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
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peek-a-boo

Peek-A-Boo | Where Are You | By Val Enders

There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.
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Party Time

It is 3:00 AM | Shaddup Already | By Val Enders

Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years.  When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep.  We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder.  After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
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Car Sticker Family

That Is Our Story And We Are Sticking To It | By Val Enders

Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …
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Men

Men And Car Shopping Have Much In Common | By Val Enders

Men come in all kinds of models, something like the cars we buy. It looks good when you first get it, but then you realize that you should have spent the extra to get more add-ons. Some men are like the new models, the upper end flashy cars that look amazing. We’re hesitant to invest in them because we know …
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Cloned Woman

Postpone My Clone Please | By Val Enders

I really need a clone, a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is there, and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet.  I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a clone.” Hubby:  “Hmmm, I don’t know if that would be a good idea.” Me:   …
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Boy Watching Television

We Have Lost Touch With Reality | By Val Enders

I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it seems like this is the time of night when all the crazy reality shows …
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