Police in Never Never Land say they have arrested the Tooth Fairy, and have filed charges of parental collusion and misappropriation of dental work.
Lt. Billy Anderson said, “It was with heavy heart that we had to serve justice in this instance. Ingrid Incisor had led a fairy tale life, but unfortunately greed eventually got the best of her.”
Seen above, is one of several hundred pairs of custom shoes that were destined for hip hop artists in New York and California, that were seized in the bust. Legal counsel for Ingrid, Lollie Pop, said, “My client was an innocent pawn in a larger, more devious racket being ran in the real world. This investigation gives her the opportunity to publicly expose fantasy fraud for what it really is.”
The Easter Bunny is furious, stating, “Ingrid Incisor has a greater responsibility to our world in general. I can’t believe she let herself get caught. Luckily, it was in our world. Her capture in the real world would have caused a catastrophic tear in reality.”
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