Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, was less than amused recently as reporters laughed hysterically when he stepped up to the podium to address an international press conference. Apparently a Quebec graphic artist, Luc Warm, had prepared what was supposed to be a bilingual podium facing, and used a spelling error to make what many feel in Quebec is an accurate political statement.
There is a now an exhaustive international manhunt on for Warm, who is believed to have fled for the tropics. Luc is described as 5 foot 10 inches tall, has dark hair, brown eyes, weighs 175 pounds and is best recognized by his sense of humor. The public is asked to report anyone fitting this description, anywhere in the world, in order to bring this prankster to justice. An inside Ottawa source says that Harper is simply fuming, and that Warm’s sign is being considered the same as an assault, such as when a cream pie thrower assaulted another prime minister.
The Canadian prime minister’s actions have many in the legal community concerned, as they set legal precedent for it to be possible for sticks and stones to break bones, and words to hurt. The Canadian Society Of Potty Mouths is outraged, demanding Harper’s ‘witch hunt’ be immediately called off, claiming that his actions only reinforce the world’s opinion that Canadians lack any sense of ha ha.