Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?” One day a guy was driving with his …
Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. Do you think the baby will come before the hockey game starts? I hope you’re ready. The photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. If you think this hurts, let me tell you about the time that I twisted my ankle. That was the kids on the …
A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. The little lad stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his parent’s en-suite and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said …
Electric Bike Accessories You May Want To Consider Electric bikes are an awesome alternative to gas guzzling vehicles, but it’s important that they are equipped for the intended use, time of day, and environment used in, so electric bike accessories may be require. If you live in a rainy environment for instance, and intend on commuting to work or ride …
Eugene Slug Queen For years, in Eugene, Oregon, the bravest and brashest of beauties don their finest, tune their voices and rachet up their eccentricity… all with the same dream before them: to be crowned Queen. Not just any queen, mind you, but Eugene’s Slug Queen. An honour beyond compare for locals with a heightened sense of humor and fashion. …
Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 1 The palest ink is better than the best memory. – Chinese Proverb Hypnosis, brainwashing and propaganda are are effective tools to place fake ideas into the memory. Buy this drink as it will make you happy. But now many beverages help bring about Type 2 Diabetes? Vote for this politician as they will make …
Memories are only fragments where the gaps are filled in Change the way you see things and the things you see will change. – Wayne Dyer One thing I learned from my Grade 12 English teacher is that the only reason the good old days seem that way is the amount of editing that goes into those thoughts. She went …
The Corporatization Of Marijuana (Falsely Stated To Be The ‘Legalization’) The corporatization of marijuana (falsely stated to be the ‘legalization’) was initially a huge boon to ‘friends’ of the government (aka: insider traders) who handed their bribers and buddies an entire industry on a silver platter. But the heavy-handedness of forcing Canadians to only buy from government sanctioned inside traders, …
As I went along I learned what I needed to know to survive. At times it was by trial and error, other times by the hard way. I used to listen to the old timers of the road, hobos if you wish. Looking neat and tidy was a must. So was having regular showers and doing laundry at every chance. …
