Ancestry of Man explores the Lewis Theory of Human Exile which states that human origin is extraterrestrial. There is not one shred of hard evidence to prove that our ancestors (Cro-magnons) existed on this planet beyond 60,000 years ago. More and more religions are going public with their beliefs about the existence of extraterrestrials, and who they possibly are.
It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. There was a sudden run of ceremonies for all the local churches, so we …
For those who have children, this is not funny… For those who are pregnant, this is a warning… For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control… A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller …
Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?” One day a guy was driving with his …
Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. Do you think the baby will come before the hockey game starts? I hope you’re ready. The photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. If you think this hurts, let me tell you about the time that I twisted my ankle. That was the kids on the …
A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. The little lad stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his parent’s en-suite and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said …
Electric Bike Accessories You May Want To Consider Electric bikes are an awesome alternative to gas guzzling vehicles, but it’s important that they are equipped for the intended use, time of day, and environment used in, so electric bike accessories may be require. If you live in a rainy environment for instance, and intend on commuting to work or ride …
Eugene Slug Queen For years, in Eugene, Oregon, the bravest and brashest of beauties don their finest, tune their voices and rachet up their eccentricity… all with the same dream before them: to be crowned Queen. Not just any queen, mind you, but Eugene’s Slug Queen. An honour beyond compare for locals with a heightened sense of humor and fashion. …
Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 1 The palest ink is better than the best memory. – Chinese Proverb Hypnosis, brainwashing and propaganda are are effective tools to place fake ideas into the memory. Buy this drink as it will make you happy. But now many beverages help bring about Type 2 Diabetes? Vote for this politician as they will make …
