Here are 11 mind games that cats play you should be aware of: 1. Stare with exactly the same expression, whether you’re looking at nothing, or at an ax murderer. 2. Wait till your human lays out clean clothes and decide they’re the perfect place to nap. 3. Race through the house, hair on end, and then stop in the …
…and that is when the fight started. Phobias are weird things, especially when they affect haughty, power-tripping supervisors at work. Case in point, one Phoebe Anderson, little Miss Control Freak and resident germaphobe. Nobody said anything about her fears, and did their best to try not to notice. Phoebe prided herself on rubbing shoulders with the local uppity-ups, and loved …
An odd fellow died one day, and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates, and into Heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan, who threw them down into the burning pit. But, every so often, instead of hurling a …
Here, in reverse order, are the top 10 signs that your computer keyboard needs to be cleaned: 10. You can turn the keyboard over and feed your miniature poodle for a week. 9. You filled up a brand new vacuum bag… and it’s still dirty. 8. You can no longer tell the difference between the NumLock light and the bioluminescent …
There is a right way, and a wrong way, to do everything. Such as in the case of giving your genitals a little flair, or flare...
The sport of extreme ironing was born in 1997, when the British mountaineer, Phil (Steam) Shaw, was uncertain whether to stay home and do laundry, or go climbing, so he did both. As a joke, he knocked off a few shirts at the summit, having toted his ironing board and iron with him. Word (and photographs) of the stunt spread …
When at a complete loss for a comeback, ‘yo mamma’ wisecracks are great to fall back on. Here’s a few to help you know what to say when you don’t know what to say: 1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver’s license has her real weight on it. 2. Yo momma is so friendly, she waves back at the …
» Mr. Clemenceau posted a sign in the classroom stating, “Because of an academic conference, Mr. Clemenceau will not be teaching his classes tomorrow.” One of his smart-aleck pupils decided to erase the “c” in classes. Wise to such student shenanigans, Mr. Clemenceau then erased the “l”. » Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the …
The Johnson family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the United States border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Johnson, who had just celebrated her seventieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son, daughter-in-law and three grandchildren. One day, her son came …
Child labor has never been so cute. These Baby Mop Onesies are super soft and comfortable, and are a great gift for lazy parents. The mop attire is made using ultra absorbent materials and engineered to clean and shine your floor. Top five reasons you need a baby mop according to www.betterthanpants.com: 1. Teach your baby a strong work ethic …
Stuff to make you think laugh and wonder keeps the mind young, and minds don’t get more adolescent than ours: » On “Black Tuesday”, October 29, 1929, the stock market lost $14 billion, making the loss for that week an astounding $30 billion. This was ten times more than the annual U.S. federal budget, and far more than the U.S. had …
Here is a collection of things to make you laugh, think and wonder » Do you resent high fuel prices, and the massive profits being made by oil companies? Well, here’s a little advice to help hit them back in the pocketbook. Don’t ‘top up’ your tank the next time you fill up. When you do, the pump’s vapour recovery system …
