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Longaberger basket company

Giant Picnic Basket Office Building

For those who find themselves passing through Newark, Ohio, keep your hands on the wheel, and try not to stare when all of a sudden a massive woven basket weaves into view. No, it is not the home of the Easter Bunny. The Longaberger Company is an American manufacturer of handcrafted maple wood baskets, so it’s only fitting that their …
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Praylenol

Praylenol | Opiate for the Masses | By Nathan Witkin

When neuroscientists identified the exact neural pattern associated with religious fervor, we at pharmaceutical powerhouse, Jones, Swallow & Jones-Moore, thought “how can we...
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Praise The Lord

Pronunciation Is Everything

I want to share a recent blessing with you all. Just two months ago, my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck, and ended up with a crushed scrotum. The pain was...
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stuck cats

16 Unexpected Places To Find Your Cat Stuck

"How did my cat get in there??" - Brought to you by Curiosity
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Judge

Judge Sentences Man For Stealing Peaches | Wife Not Happy

Caught shoplifting, Harry was taken before a judge accused of theft. The judge asked him, “What did you steal?” “A small can of peaches,” Harry replied. The judge asked him why he had stolen the peaches, and Harry said, “I was hungry.” The judge asked, “And how many peaches were there in the can?” Harry answered, “Only six small pieces.” …
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walmart people

Walmart People | What Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen

How can you not love Walmart people? You just never know what you might see! Walmart people seem to be some of the most interesting people out there, and it is one of their favorite hangouts. It doesn’t matter what city, or even country that you are in, Walmart is like Barnum and Bailey’s retail emporium. Walmart people come in all …
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teens with guns

How Times Have Changed | High School 1958 vs 2014

Scenario 1: Jonah goes quail hunting before school, and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1958:  Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jonah’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jonah. 2014:  School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jonah hauled off to jail and never sees his …
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Virtual Cows | FarmVille

FarmVille Cows Get Over $650,000 In Subsidies From Government

If you ever doubt the ingenious evil of man, here is a true story of how men used virtual cows to create real poop to deal with. Far, far away, in a foreign land called Romania, eight online “farmers” applied for, and received, government subsidies of about $150 per virtual cow, for almost two thousand cows. Three years later, the …
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classroom

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education, And Far Too Little Is Placed On Ability It is said that things happen for a reason, but millions of us are much more concerned about what we must learn to become, than we are about who and what we really are. We live in a world today where far too much emphasis …
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Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 15

Random Jokes, Questions and Quotes Part 15 »  When Marci was 4, her family lived in a neighborhood where the only children to play with were two rough boys. One day the three of them were out playing in the back yard. All of a sudden the two little boys came running in, crying. When asked what happened, one boy …
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Honest Dictionary Tells It Like It Is

New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary. Fun Dictionary definitions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early. Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other. Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read. Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together …
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Translate Crazy Lady

Translating Crazy Lady | What She Says | What She Means

Translating Crazy Lady ain’t always easy, but over time, this here is what I have learned...
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