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Chefs Art Napoleon and Dan Hayes - Moosemeat And Marmalade

Moosemeat And Marmalade With Art Napoleon And Dan Hayes

Moosemeat and Marmalade is a television series that’s every bit as funny as it’s name. With true Canadian humor, it matches a First Nation forest foraging chef with a prim and proper British chef, and it’s a recipe for hilarity. The show stars skilled naturalist and campfire chef, Art Napoleon, and classically trained British chef, Dan Hayes. It’s a half …
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23 Signs That You Are A Nerd

Here Are 23 Signs That You Are A Nerd… You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your glasses have a web site burned in on them. Your dreams are in HTML. You call going to the …
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Hell With Stairs To Path To Heaven

Politician Dies And Is Met By Saint Peter

One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
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Redneck Wedding Photo Album

Our Redneck Wedding Picture Album

It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. There was a sudden run of ceremonies for all the local churches, so we …
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What I Learned From My Children

For those who have children, this is not funny… For those who are pregnant, this is a warning… For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control… A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller …
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Kids Say The Funniest Things 2

Kids Say The Funniest Things Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?” One day a …
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Things Husbands Should Not Say During Childbirth

Things Husbands Should Not Say During Childbirth Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. Do you think the baby will come before the hockey game starts? I hope you’re ready. The photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. If you think this hurts, let me tell you about the time that I twisted my …
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Kids Say The Funniest Things

A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in the garbage. The little lad stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his parent’s en-suite and came out with her toothbrush. He held it up and said …
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Funny Dog Hiding

21 Funny Dog Hiding Spots

Funny dog hiding spots can be in hilarious places. You just never know where you might find one. In the refrigerator? Hiding behind/in/under the couch? Or in a laundry hamper. Here are 21 funny dog hiding spots we bet you laugh at.
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30 Great Reasons Why Wives Buy Their Husband’s Clothes

Left to their own devices, some men unleash their sense of fashion, and the result is visually painful. Here are 30 really great reasons why husbands must never be allowed to dress themselves:
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Show Him Your Badge

One hot summer afternoon a large, powerfully built police officer pulls into a rancher’s yard, gets out, and asks a well weathered old gentleman near the barn who owns it. The old fella tells the officer that he does, and asks what he can do for him. The officer informs the aged rancher, “I’m here to inspect your property for …
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20 Drivers Who Parked Like An Idiot | But Did Not Get Away With It

This is dedicated to those who deserve to be shamed for their appalling parking skills! Created by Pango USA
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