Translating Crazy Lady | What She Says | What She Means
Translating Crazy Lady ain’t always easy, but over time, this here is what I have learned...
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Explaining The New NHL Playoff Format | By Clifford T. Hofferd
NHL Playoff Rules Have Changed The NHL has done away with the Pacific, North West, Central, North East, Atlantic, and South East divisions. Instead they have reorganized the conferences (14 teams in the west and 16 teams in the east) and have replaced the former divisions with the Pacific, Central, Atlantic, and Metropolitan divisions. They have also done away with …
I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders
I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
Celibate | To Be Or Not To Be | Your Choice | By Ron Murdock
Recently I passed the 20 year mark in being celibate. I made the decision in 1993 as I wanted to take stock of the situation I was in, and get a clear view of where I was going sexually. At the time I wanted to get away from the dramas and issues that develop between men and women, and the …
Costco Prevents Gas Price Fixing In Prince George
September 19, 2013 For decades the residents of Prince George, British Columbia, have strongly suspected that local gas stations were deliberately inflating gas prices, and that they colluded to fix gas prices at the highest rate. As long as the fuel came from the same supplier, the suspected gas price fixing continued unchecked and unabated. Then, the skies parted, the …
Top 10 Contributions Stephen Harper Made To Canadian Politics
By Clifford T. Hofferd 10. Stephen Harper was a bland and unexciting Prime Minister. 9. Stephen Harper used the Canadian Senate to do his partisan bidding. 8. Stephen Harper put gag orders on all of his MPs and bureaucrats. 7. Stephen Harper sold off our non-renewable natural resources so they can be refined elsewhere. 6. Stephen Harper ran taxpayer funded …
Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders
I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
Science Is Out Of Touch With Reality
In a day and age when science does incredible things, I reckon that it remains entirely out of touch with reality.
Voice Modulators And Deer | By Steven Wilson
There just has to be something in wedding cake that installs what I refer to as a Mark 1 Instant Voice-Over Recorder Modulator Device into the groom. This is the skill men have to repeat the last bit of words their wives have been throwing at them, to ensure her he’s paying attention. I have it down to an art …
Different Ages For Different Times | By Ron Murdock
By Ron Murdock Since the beginning of mankind we’ve always seem to be in some kind of age that goes by a name. Among them are the New Age, which really only applies to the start of history. Since then we’ve been in several other ages such as the Iron Age, Renaissance Age, Dark Ages, which in many ways we …
Nintendo Wants A Cut Of Let’s Play Money | By Clifford T. Hofferd
In the last 2 years the internet has seen the emergence of a popular type of internet video known as a Let’s Plays. Let’s Plays are essentially videos of people playing video games while providing commentary and analysis of the game. They can be funny and informative while being critical of games and their flaws. While many people have found …
The Simple Solution To Electric Cars Charging Issues
The Evolution of Electric Cars The biggest objections and obstacles to electric cars being popular today are the unavailability of public charging stations, and the expense of home recharging systems (docks). In addition, short ranges and long recharging times make electric cars impractical for most applications. But that doesn’t need to be a reality. In fact, battery electric cars provide …