The old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The old man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call …
By W. Lewis Last week the world quietly mourned the loss of yet another important figure in world history, Exclamation Point. It is suggested that he was of Latin origin, and that his name meant ‘joy’. His exact birth date is unknown, but he first appeared in printed documents around 1451, and was called the “sign of admiration or exclamation”, …
Delicious Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Brownie Oreo Cupcakes I made these Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Brownie Oreo Cupcakes with my granddaughter and they were totally yummy! ~ Crazy Lady All you need is: 1 box brownie mix Oreo cookies (or try something else) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups 1 muffin pan – as you’ll see, we used the large 6 muffin …
You won’t find any of the items on this list in the Collectibles or Motors sections on eBay; rather, the strangest auctions usually wind up in the Everything Else section. Here, in no particular order, are 7 of the weirdest items ever put up for bid on the popular auction site. Mummified Fairy Found at a yard sale, this strange …
Freshwater Fishing Economic Returns Freshwater fishing’s economic impact has grown to over $500 million dollars a year in direct spending, and this economic activity is spread across all regions of the province. Participation in freshwater fishing is also growing and predictions are the trend will continue, according to the results released in the 2013 BC Freshwater Sport Fishing Economic Impact …
» Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? » Adam returned home late one night after drinking way too much with a dodo and a unicorn. Eve, who felt abandoned and was lonely, got angry and yelled at him, “You are seeing another woman!” Adam responded, “Don’t be silly, Eve, you are the only woman on earth.” …
Recently I received an email from a wonderful friend of mine. We met in an oil painting class, and have remained friends ever since. It’s one of those instant connections we sometimes have with certain people. Maybe we’ve met them in a previous life or something. We don’t speak to each other a lot, or visit a lot, but when we have …
» Thanks to automatic teller machines, children no longer believe that money grows on trees. Now they think it comes out of walls. » While we try to teach our children all about life, Our children teach us what life is all about. » I dreamed that God sneezed, and I didn’t know what to say. » A lot of …
The Logical Absurdity TV Channel 6 a.m. – Morning News – To get your day off on the wrong foot, all the bad news that happened overnight is presented. The depressed mindset you develop counterbalances the stimulants you took in at breakfast in the form of sugar, caffeine and fried pork. 9 a.m. – The Whiners – Reality Show – …
Former Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, was less than amused when reporters laughed hysterically as he stepped up to the podium to address an international press conference. Apparently a Quebec graphic artist, Luc Warm, had prepared what was supposed to be a bilingual podium facing, and used a spelling error to make what many in Quebec feel was an accurate …
One day in her contract law class, Professor Jensen asked one of the better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The young man replied, “I’d say , ‘Here’s an orange’ and hand it to them.” The professor was livid and said, “No! No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student thought …
Worm Tequila Salt, or Sal de Gusano in Spanish, definitely isn’t for vegetarians. Gusano worms, plucked from their spiky cactus homes, are ground up, and then blended with rock salt and chili, to give it a nice smoky flavor. Not only is this salt perfect for those tequila shots, it is also perfect for salsa, salads or sprinkling on your …