New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary.
Fun Dictionary definitions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.
Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other.
Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read.
Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together to decide that nothing can be done.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees.
Criminal: A person no different from the rest….except for being caught.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills, which in turn cause ills.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: Man-speak for mistakes.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer, to the notes of the students, without passing through “the minds of either”
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place to relax after strenuous home life.
Opportunist: A person who accidentally falls into a river and starts bathing.
Optimist: A person who, while falling from Eiffel tower, says midway, “See, I’m okay!”
Smile: A curve that sets a lot of things straight.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.