‘Everything in moderation’ is good when used in a dietary sense. But there are times when one needs to break out of their usual routine of doing things and go for the gusto. ‘A little white lie’ never hurt anyone can shown the exit door quickly. Even a little white lie erodes trust between people and who can trust a …
Expressions are a dime a dozen at best. Most are meaningless and provides useless information no one really needs to know. I’ve compiled a number of expressions with my opinion or reaction to them. I’ve attempted to do this in a logical manner mixing in my dry sense of humour with my observations. ‘It’s hot enough to fry an egg …
You Know You Are A Nerd When… You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. Your glasses have a web site burned in on them. Your dreams are in HTML. You call going to the bathroom as …
The Rafflesia arnoldii is the world’s largest individual flower and truly a wonder of the plant kingdom. It has been called the “giant panda of the plant world” because this rare and endangered species only occurs in the rain forests of Sumatra and Borneo in the Malay Archipelago. Rafflesia Arnoldii Is In The Parasitic Family Rafflesia arnoldii is in the …
One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 1Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 2 Every one of us remembers in a particular way but in reality it probably isn’t even close to what really happened. It can occur to an individual or it can happen in a crowd setting. Can anyone remember exactly what they saw in real life, watched on TV or …
Ancestry of Man explores the Lewis Theory of Human Exile which states that human origin is extraterrestrial. There is not one shred of hard evidence to prove that our ancestors (Cro-magnons) existed on this planet beyond 60,000 years ago. More and more religions are going public with their beliefs about the existence of extraterrestrials, and who they possibly are.
It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. There was a sudden run of ceremonies for all the local churches, so we …
For those who have children, this is not funny… For those who are pregnant, this is a warning… For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control… A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller …
