It’s Time To Take Axes To Taxes

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Tax our land,
Tax our bed,
Tax the table
At which we’re fed.

Tax our work,
Tax our pay,
We work for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax our cow,
Tax our goat,
Tax our pants,
Tax our coat.




Tax our tobacco,
Tax our drink,
Tax us if we
Try to think.

Tax our car,
Tax our gas,
Find new ways
To tax our ass.

Tax all we have
Then let us know
That you won’t be done
Till we have no dough.

When we scream and holler;
Then tax us some more,
Tax us till
We’re good and sore.

Then tax our coffin,
Tax our grave,
Tax the sod in
Which we’re laid.

When we’re gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Oh yeah, then there is the;
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline Surcharge Tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and Sales Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

Almost makes you sick, doesn’t it? Well, not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, a large middle class and a parent could afford to stay home to raise the kids.

So, what the heck happened? Politicians.

If you think it is time to take axes to taxes too, share this with your friends, and let’s get the political forges roaring.

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