Man suffers crushed scrotum!
One Sunday morning in church, the pastor asked if anyone had anything they wanted to share.
A woman rose and said, “Praise the Lord. I want to share a recent blessing with you all. Just two months ago, my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck, and ended up with a crushed scrotum. The pain was excruciating, and the doctors didn’t know if there was anything that they could do to help him with his crushed scrotum.”
There was an audible gasp from the men in the congregation, as they imagined the pain that poor Jim had experienced.
She continued, “Jim was unable to hold me, or the children, because every move caused him terrible pain. We all prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. Praise the Lord, they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”
Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably, imagining the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, “Now, Jim is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum may recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor then rose, and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.
A man who was sitting next to the woman stood and said, “I’m Jim, and I just wanted to tell you, and my wife, that the word is ‘Sternum’.